Monday, October 30, 2006
Despite all my efforts to not care about Hollywood celebrities and to not act like they are close personal friends of mine, I still become emotionally attached. The newest shock is Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon.
I refuse to believe they are officially over and I am hoping this story is a load of crap but...This seemingly cookie cutter marriage is splits!? If they can't make it who can?
I am thinking that all those cynical a-holes that think Susan Sarandon/Tim Robbins and Goldie Hawn/Kurt Russell are wierdos are clearly wasting their energy on what seems to be the longest running relationships in Hollywood (Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson don't count because I think he is a superhuman machine from some planet know for winning Academy Awards and being "nice").
Call me a hopeless romantic or dilusional, but I really think divorce is just the lazy way to say "We went too fast and now we are too lazy to make it work". Ohh, well. I am pouring a little bit of Hennessey out on the floor or Mr. and Mrs. Witherspoon-what will Ava and Duncan do? RIP
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
Sunday, October 22, 2006
What really made me frown was when I put in my maiden name. A big fat 0! It certainly is the death of my old non-married self. I know they change your name with social security and all but it was very surreal to have a big fat "0" come up, no one exists with the name I went by for 26 years. Weird.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
It just occured to me (due to living under a rock apprently) that the Evolution of Dance guy is none other than my BGSU buddy Jud Laipply. I can't believe a friend of mine from college is the #1 most played video on YOUTUBE. He is an awesome guy and has drank beer in my living room while dressed as Braveheart for Halloween-blue face paint, kilt and all.
Talk about a random and small world. Well how about that.
I find it hilarious, not surprising, and possibly from one of the teachers I work with. This is a fine example of the F'd up priorities and pressures of the American education system. We must balance the task of student control to an extent of near ridiculous only to have some D-bag push it to the point of not allowing students to think for themselves. Priorities are pretty messed up, but clearly one of my students can identify satire-now that should be on the state mandated test!
Enjoy and thanks to W. Tapper!
M&M Dark Chocolate Presents:50 Dark Movies in a Painting
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Pumpkin Carving Watch out it will be a pretty surprising activity
Creepy Greeting Card I find this one odd and a bit creepy
We later made these and they were yummy!
Key Lime Pie Martini
1 oz. Licor 4
3 1 oz vodka
Â½ oz.+ lime syrup (w/Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime juice & sugar)
Rim glass with graham crackers crumbs
Pour all ingredients into shaker filled with ice, shake and strain into martini glass.
This is supposedly going to be my children...
She knows I enjoy Oxymorons...
anticipating the unanticipated
All natural artificial flavor
Aunt Jemima Light
click the start button to shut down
disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
dying is a part of life
Fresh from Concentrate
highly visible covert operation
long sleeve t-shirt
Mobil gas station
sound of silence
Thank God I'm an Atheist
Friday, October 13, 2006
I absolutely love Halloween. I love the weather, the excitement and the costumes! The costumes are my favorite part, those of you that know me know how serious I take my costumes. Anyhow, my old pal Jake from college recently posted his hilarious costume from last year and I feel I need to share it with the world. This beats my Napoleon Dynamite hands down....
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
Yikes, this show is intense and I really think I like it.
House of Carter is the newest reality show that has me fully hooked! I can't even help but feel horrible for Nick. I never liked the Backstreet Boys yet, I know his back story as well as his brother's. I find his little brother creepy and a wannabee (he reminds me of K-Fed) yet, I just want their lives to be okay...I want to give them all a hug and say it will be alright.
If you haven't watched this show, try five minutes of it. It is simple and crazy at the same time and I really just want those loopy Carter kids to cut Big Bro Nick a break.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Oh, and for the record SNL came up with the concept first.
Monday, October 02, 2006
I posted my link to Billy Mac at CritiqueMyBlog and he said I was pretty decent! Someone other than a friend or a friend of a friend gave me a shout out, that was pretty fulfilling. Thanks Billy! Check this out if you need a little self glorification; or if it is your thing selfloathing. I know my critique made me smirk.
I am currently teaching Humanities I and I decided I needed to brush up on my philosophy. Anyhow, I grabbed "I Y Huckabees" and I laughed my ass off. It is worth checking out, if you want your head to hurt. I am convinced Nihilism is a waste of energy, which I realize is sort of the opposite of what it really is. Enjoy.