Let's Hear it For My Girls...

My basketball team is still undefeated! I am very proud to be taking my girls into the league tourney as the #1 seed. I just keep soaking it in. There really is something great about setting up a solid offense, laying out your defense and then seeing your team execute it exactly as you planned- I am a very happy coach right now.

My Posts have Been All "Fluff" Lately...

but I sure do love these delicious Easter concoctions. Oooohh, and Jelly Beans!

I Love This Juice!!!

Hands down, best juice ever! My two favorites are the Apple and Red Machine and I love the way I feel after I drink them. Ry is now obsessed with Pomegranate and it is pleasant to finally see him all about an organic juice instead of 6 Cokes a day.

Design Your Own Mental Breakdown...

Britney has me thinking, what would I do if I had a breakdown...a real public breakdown?

I like to think that I would walk into a crowded public facility in my pajamas with chocolate all over my face and demand that everyone kisses my fat ass (I would also insert multiple expletives that would make my mother blush). It just seems like the coolest thing to do when you loose your mind is scream at all the people that proper society forces you to treat civilly . I think shaving my head takes too much thinking and not enough entertainment, I would just start screaming and then run off. I am not trying to poke fun at mental illness, I REALLY think this is what I would do. I am open to suggestions.

Why is this on CNN?

Now I enjoy the sick secret entertainment that I receive from the lives of famous people. I act rather pious and pretend I am above it, but I flip through People and watch E! like a decent portion of celeb addicted Americans. It is a cheap and harmless escape from my boring life and I know where to look for my fix.

Yet, I have been wondering why the hell has CNN started covering the death of Anna Nicole and Brit's new breakdown like it is fast breaking news is Iraq? Seriously, I never imagined I would hear Wolf Blitzen speak of Britney Spears seriously or Anna Nicole Smith casually. Odd, and perhaps a great let down for hard news. Last time I checked there has been some "serious" stuff going down in the world (we are still at war right?) and somehow it seems (insert sarcastic tone) slightly odd to be this concerned with what sort of rehab facility Brit is in or who will get baby Danilynn. I am going to scratch my head on this one for awhile.

My Little Pony and Friends

I LOVED My Little Pony! Here is my favorite:

Apple Jacks...she actually smelled like apples.

Also, I found the funnest little game...I scored 9 out of 12, I either really know My Little Pony's (weird) or I really know porn star names (even weirder) See how you do here.

Yeah, This is How I Rolled Back in the Day

Barf...Who are They Interviewing?

Check this article out...I beg to differ. Well, unless it is this guys sweat.

Thriller at my Wedding... It Would Have Looked Great!

Check this clip out it is hilarious. My maid of honor and I had joked around while sipping adult beverages a few month before my own wedding that the honor attendant and my husband learn this dance. My husband loves "old" Michael Jackson so it would not be completely out of character. Instead we had a good friend dress up as MJ and it was cute. These people put WAY more time into their reception entertainment then we did. http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?pmmsid=1838945

Amy, I am willing to learn for you!

Why Are We Fascinated With People Like This?

I feel for any family that loses a loved one, so my heart goes out to those attached to Anna Nicole Smith but...why as a society does her death make top news? Why does Britney's divorce and Tom Cruise's sexuality entertain? I ask this as someone that is drawn in, often beyond her own self control, to E! or People.

We are a crazy species!

Officially the Best Commercial of the Night!

Check this hilarious Superbowl commercial out: Nationwide;KFed
Ohh, KFed. You really are a TOOL.

Pretty Cool, Thanks Turtle and Roonie!

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Oh Myspace!

Is Myspace over?

I think it may be for me, I just discovered my mid-life crisis- reject of a sister- in -law(and ALL of her super cool "gal-pals") have pages. They obviously keep them well updated which makes them even cooler.

I have also started getting an over abundance of messages from my students just to give me a "shout out" or see "whatz up, LOL". This always makes me feel weird and like my privacy has been invaded.

Yeah, I think I am all but over this cool computer fad. Hell, I can barely keep up my blog.