I Love my Mother-In-Law

I really do love my mother-in-law, but she ALWAYS sends me crazy forwards and random e-cards. I have decided to share a few of them with you. The Pumpkin Carving activity is the best so click the link and try it. God Bless Mamma G.

Pumpkin Carving Watch out it will be a pretty surprising activity

Creepy Greeting Card I find this one odd and a bit creepy

We later made these and they were yummy!

Key Lime Pie Martini
1 oz. Licor 4
3 1 oz vodka
½ oz.+ lime syrup (w/Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime juice & sugar)
heavy cream
Rim glass with graham crackers crumbs
Pour all ingredients into shaker filled with ice, shake and strain into martini glass.

This is supposedly going to be my children...

She knows I enjoy Oxymorons...

Oxymorons
anticipating the unanticipated
All natural artificial flavor
alone together
Aunt Jemima Light
barely dressed
clearly misunderstood
click the start button to shut down
Dodge Ram
devout atheist
disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
dying is a part of life
Extended Deadline
Fresh from Concentrate
good beating
head butt
highly visible covert operation
impatient patient
intense disinterest
long sleeve t-shirt
Mobil gas station
Park Drive
Plastic silverware
pretty ugly
rubber cement
sound of silence
taped live
Thank God I'm an Atheist