Britney has me thinking, what would I do if I had a breakdown...a real public breakdown?
I like to think that I would walk into a crowded public facility in my pajamas with chocolate all over my face and demand that everyone kisses my fat ass (I would also insert multiple expletives that would make my mother blush). It just seems like the coolest thing to do when you loose your mind is scream at all the people that proper society forces you to treat civilly . I think shaving my head takes too much thinking and not enough entertainment, I would just start screaming and then run off. I am not trying to poke fun at mental illness, I REALLY think this is what I would do. I am open to suggestions.
3 comments:
haha! i love it! That sounds like pretty much the perfect breakdown!!! I would tell all those annoying people how much I can't stand them as well! I ecspecialy love the chocolate on your face - LOL!
The wierdest thing is that I do not even like chocolate that much. I just think it would be a nice touch.
i would probably be set off by my really SLOW computer at work, and i would start yelling out my first-story window (that is level with the bushes), "Don't make me jump... i'm going to jump... no, don't call for help". first i would toss my computer, then i would toss myself into the bushes.
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