Quote of the Moment

"All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



Monday, November 06, 2006

Funny Ha Ha's

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Indubitably
– Innovative
– Preliminary
– Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Specificity
– British
– Constitution
– Passive-aggressive disorder
– Loquacious
– Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
– Nope, no more booze for me
– Sorry, but you’re not really my type
– Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight
– Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing



3 comments:

wrestling kitties said...

LOL!!!!

That is too funny!!! (and true!) Some of those words I don't think I can say when I am sober! HA!

AWESOME!!! :D

malissa said...

if you read this somewhere else and reposted it, you have a great sense of humor.
if, however, you came up with this all by yourself (which i'm not doubting you could do)....you are my own personal Last Comic Standing. ;)

Anonymous said...

Lol!! Sounds about right.