THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Indubitably
– Innovative
– Preliminary
– Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Specificity
– British
– Constitution
– Passive-aggressive disorder
– Loquacious
– Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
– Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
– Nope, no more booze for me
– Sorry, but you’re not really my type
– Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight
– Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing
3 comments:
LOL!!!!
That is too funny!!! (and true!) Some of those words I don't think I can say when I am sober! HA!
AWESOME!!! :D
if you read this somewhere else and reposted it, you have a great sense of humor.
if, however, you came up with this all by yourself (which i'm not doubting you could do)....you are my own personal Last Comic Standing. ;)
Lol!! Sounds about right.
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